Recap
- Phil has to fire Mitchell from a part time job.
- Jay is upset that Gloria doesn't like his special sandwich.
- Luke gets a medal for putting out a fire he actually started.
- Cam and Claire arguing over their parenting style.
- Alex needs the whole family for her Norman Rockwell art project, but their bickering almost ruins it.
Jay: I was shipping off to Vietnam, you had the ass of a young Ann Margaret.
