Alex has turned gray because Haley hasn't told her parents she is pregnant. Dylan and Haley go to talk to Claire.
Claire is in a bad mood. They're going to Bermuda together.
Phil is in Bermuda shorts. Four flights with three layovers. They're avoiding telling Claire.
Cam gets upset if his card isn't front and center.
They received gifts from Gloria's cousins. They all got Christmas sweaters. The banana wreath had a banana spider on it, and it's deadly.
Cam and Mitch and Lily and Cam went to visit Santa. They leave Cal in a cart, as they drive off singing Christmas songs.
Santa won't tell Mitch and Cam what Cal wants.
Cam: Ya' know what? As a former mall Santa, I vow to never comment on a sitting Santa, but you're a disgrace to the red and white.
The tree and the gifts are gone in the Dunphy house.
Claire: I took a swing at a new way to cook a turkey.
Claire goes looking for her decorations, which are at Phil's open house. Claire takes everything.
Dylan and Haley get Claire cupcakes to soften her up. When they pull up, they see her lugging presents down the sidewalk. The green light reflecting off the lights make her look like the grinch.
The Pritchetts hire an exterminator. Jay sends manny inside to get a medicine for him. Gloria doesn't know about it.
Mitch and Cam are trying to figure out what Cal wants for Christmas. They check the list while Santa's on a break. They get excited and leave the kids.
Cal: Don't worry. They come back.
Dylan and Haley are still trying to figure out how to tell Claire. Alex has eczema from the stress.
Jay gives Manny a leaf blower, helmet and goggles to go inside. The power's out.
Phil steals a gift for the wrapping paper and sets off a chain of events. Cam gives Lily his phone and tells her that she can have it, if she can keep it safe til the end of the day. She gets scared and lobs it into the fountain.
His medicine was elbow grease. Literally.
Luke: Even Uncle Cam's? You have to save those for seven years, like tax returns.
Phil gets home and everything is back in the house. A fire starts and Phil tries to put it out. Dylan and Haley show up determined to share their news to find Claire stomping on the tree to put it out.
Now Claire can't have any holiday's anymore. Phil fixed the living room to save Claire from embarrassment.
They go to the kitchen for drinks.
Manny got bit by a banana spider. The elbow medicine is used on Rhinos and Elephants. Gloria also went into the house for her bite guard.
Dylan is stuck in the fireplace. Dylan sent everyone under 12 out of the room.
Haley: We have an announcement. Dylan and I are having a baby.
They're all happy about it. Phil and Cliare are kinda freaking out.
Mitch and Cam enter their house singing. They left the kids at Claire's house.