Everybody is hanging out at the pool at Jay's. It's Jay and Gloria's anniversary. Haley tells Mitch and Cam she kissed Dylan.
Phil is mad at Jay. Phil watch the movie Mean Girls and he realized Jay is his mean girl. Manny said he has a girlfriend, but the only pics he took got ruined. They think Manny made up his girlfriend. Mitch and Cam think Manny might be gay.
Gloria is convinced he's straight and she's upset about the fact that he might be gay. Haley is struggling with telling Arvin about Dylan. Claire thought her and Haley were finally friends, but Haley isn't opening up to her.
Cam is upset Mitch kept a secret from him about kissing another guy when they started dating before they said they were exclusive. Cam said he rejected an advance from Isaac Mizrahi.
Gloria is talking to Manny about his Canadian girlfriend. Gloria is trying to get him to open up.
Phil was being mean to Jay and won't let them sit with him. Jay is sitting with Lily and Alex. .11 Jay's quote
Claire is trying to get Haley to open up to her. It's not working.
Jay figured out what Phil is doing and starts to mean girl him back.
Cam: Did you get a peck from a pickled Pepper?
Mitch and Cam are fighting about secrets. Gloria is trying to be supportive of a gay relationship.
Haley is wondering if she should tell Arvin about kissing Dylan. She tells him and he's really hurt. He hangs up on her.
Claire is being supportive and non-judgemental. Mitch and Cam make up because his kiss taught him he loved Cam.
Gloria: Ah. So glad that you came out.
Manny said he isn't gay.
Phil kicked Jay off his grill because he figured out Jay was mean girling him back with a little legally blonde thrown in. It worked because Gloria said that Jay admires Phil. Phil was taken by that.
Jay: Phil thinks he can Mean Girls me? How lame is that? Let me tell you something, I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win. Just like Legally Blonde!
Phil: Well, well, well, if it isn't John, Paul, and George. Anybody need a Ringo?
Haley shows up at Dylan's. Dylan: Haley, I fell in love with you that day and I never stopped. I'm going to keep making myself better until I deserve you.
Haley kisses Dylan again and cheats on Arvin. She says she loves two people and is upset about it.
They had a gathering for no reason and Jay told them all to go home.