A Bad Decision - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 15
"Pie Fight"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 15, Mike makes what may possibly be a bad decision when he celebrates reaching one of his weight-loss goals.

Molly Grows Annoyed - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 14
"What Ever Happened to Baby Peggy"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 14, Molly becomes annoyed when Peggy makes her do chores in exchange for enticing stories from the past.

Molly Becomes Paranoid - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 13
"Buy the Book"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 13, when Molly's book finally comes out she's elated but becomes paranoid that no one will actually buy it.

The Retirement Party - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 12
"The World According to Peggy"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 12, when she hears that Peggy has suddenly decided to retire, Molly makes plans to throw her a farewell party.

The House to Themselves - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 11
"Immaculate Deception"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 11, Mike and Molly are in a state of euphoria when they realize they'll have the house to themselves for the weekend.

The DUI - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 10
"Check Point Joyce"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 10, when Joyce refuses to take a breathalyzer at a check point, Mike has no choice but to arrest her for DUI.

Molly's Dilemma - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 9
"Hack to the Future"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 9, Molly must decide what to do when her publisher wants her to make a provocative change to her manuscript.

The Check Up - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 8
"Mike Check"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 8, Molly badgers a reluctant Mike to go to the doctor when she learns it's been ten years since he's had a checkup.

Samuel's Decision - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 7
"Support Your Local Samuel"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 7, when Samuel gets word that his parents are struggling for money he considers moving back to Africa to help out.

Mike Feels Guilty - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 6
"The Last Temptation of Mike"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 6, Mike feels guilty after he innocently flirts with a rookie policewoman and she appears to want to take things further.

Mike & Molly Quotes

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

Carl [to Mike]