"The Bitter Man and the Sea"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 22, Mike has to tell Carl that he's uninvited to Molly's anniversary cruise after his breakup with Victoria on the season finale.

"Near Death Do Up Part"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 21, after suffering a near death experience while on the job, Carl shares with Mike that he plans to propose to Victoria.

"Fight to the Finish"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 20, Molly becomes angry with Mike when he fails to listen to her vent about writing and they take a day apart.

"Mother From Another Mudlick"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 19, Mike meets Aunt Rosemary and tries to wrap his mind around the fact that she is nothing like his mother.

"No Kay Morale"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 18, Peggy's best friend, Kay comes for a visit bringing lots of emotional baggage which Molly tries to help her unload.

"Mudlick or Bust"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 17, Molly takes Peggy on a road trip to her hometown of Mudlick and surprises her with a visit from her sister.

"Cocktails and Calamine"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 16, Mike isn't happy when Molly says she doesn't want him to attend a party being thrown by her publisher.

"Pie Fight"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 15, Mike makes what may possibly be a bad decision when he celebrates reaching one of his weight-loss goals.

"What Ever Happened to Baby Peggy"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 14, Molly becomes annoyed when Peggy makes her do chores in exchange for enticing stories from the past.

"Buy the Book"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 13, when Molly's book finally comes out she's elated but becomes paranoid that no one will actually buy it.

Mike & Molly Quotes

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

Carl [to Mike]