It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1

"Charlie Got Molested"

When their former elementary school gym teacher is accused of sexual molestation, Charlie reacts funny. The gang suspects he was molested as a child and try to help their friend.

"The Gang Finds a Dead Guy"

Mac and Dennis pretend to be friends of a dead guy they find in the bar to sleep with his granddaughter; Charlie accompanies Dee to the nursing home to visit her grandfather.

Dennis and Mac purchase a gun after the bar's safe is stolen; late on rent, Charlie uses the gun to get extra time; Dee pretends to like guns to impress her new boyfriend, Colin.

After discovering he might have cancer, Mac and Dennis try to find a girl to sleep with Charlie; Mac ends up falling for a transsexual, Carmen; Dee gets Dennis to hire an actress friend to help out at the bar.

"Underage Drinking: A National Concern"

In order to make a little profit, the guys allowed underage kids to drink at Paddy's and Dee starts dating the high school jock.

"Charlie Wants an Abortion"

A girl from Charlie's past reveals they had a kid together; Mac becomes a pro-life advocate to date a girl; Dennis tries to pick up chicks at an abortion rally.

"The Gang Gets Racist"

The guys hire Dee's new friend from acting class, Terrell to promote the bar. In order to prove they're not racist, Mac and Charlie attempt to make some black friends.

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Quotes

Dee: I went out with tons of guys in high school.
Dennis: You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were twenty years old. Everyone was afraid of you.
Dee: No, they weren't.
Dennis: You looked like a monster!

Dee: Mac, you are so pathetic.
Mac: Yes, and your eyebrows are drawn on.