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Ted goes to a matchmaker whose computer program only returns woman who have already been matched.  Lily and Marshall discover a Cockamouse, a combination of a cockroach and mouse, in their apartment.

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7

How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Lily: Don't Ted-out about it.
Ted: Did you just use my name as a verb?
Barney: Oh, yeah, we do that when you're not around. "Ted-out": to over think. See also "Ted-up". "Ted-up": to over think with disastrous consequences. For example, "Billy Tedded-up when he-"
Ted: All right, I get it

How do I say this? This is gonna be really hard. Ted, there are absolutely no women out there for you. Phew, actually I got through that OK

Ellen [to Ted]
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