Happy Endings News

Jane reveals that she has been lying about her birthday for years because she didn't want to be a Christmas baby. Read our review of this week's Happy Endings to find out how they celebrated Jane's real birthday!
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Penny is stuck wearing a prescription helmet for one month after all of her various head injuries. Read our review of this week's Happy Endings to find out how she handled having constant helmet head!
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Happy Endings Quotes

My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.

Penny

Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.