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The second episode of Gossip Girl's hotly anticipated fifth season. Synopsis of "Beauty and the Feast":

  • Charlie/Ivy keeps trying to ditch Serena, who simply won't let her. S won't take a hint and talks "Charlie" into returning to the UES with her, since her "job" apparently will be there now.
  • Diana Payne tracks down Nate. They have sex outdoors. She wants to do a story on his mom for the New York Spectator, then gives him an internship. Ulterior motives abound for sure.
  • Blair is pregnant. Dorota figures it out. Louis' sister Beatrice visits and sets out to ruin their engagement so SHE can be #1 in their parents' eyes. She suspects B is bulimic.
  • Because she has to pee/get sick like all the time, being preggers and all, Blair unknowingly plays into this perception. Beatrice eventually learns the truth, but decides that since her family wants a grandchild, it won't be enough to ruin her. But she vows to find another way. She also makes out with the priest for some reason.
  • Chuck is unable to feel pain and paying dudes to fight him. Dan needs help stopping the publication of his book and enlists his help.
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Didn't Chuck say that he takes care of his business in season 1 or 2? I don't think that the baby is his. Why is Dan still hanging around Blair? This show is getting worse. Let's just do everyone a favor and cancel the show.

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mto perfeito a 5 temporada ai so n gostei q a blair ta de franja mais tudo bem pelo menos cresce ahuhuas

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Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

OB GYN: Dorota, how are you?
Blair: She's fine. I'm Blair, Dorota's employer. I have a few questions.
Dorota: Just go with it. Is only way.
Blair: What about breast sensitivity? She practically screams when anyone touches them. I can hear her all the way in Queens.
Doctor: Perfectly normal.
Blair: Great. And how long until she can determine the father of her child? She's had a few one night stands with the staff of our building...
Dorota: Blair Cornelia Waldorf!

Dan: Blair, what's going on? I thought you were mad at me.
Blair: And I forgive you if you shut up and guard the door.
Dan: It's not like you to forgive me. Or run away from a feast.

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