Gilmore Girls Season 3

"Those Are Strings, Pinocchio"

Rory graduates, and finds out her mother cannot afford to buy the inn since her financial aid for Yale has not come yet.

"Here Comes the Son"

Jess goes to Venice Beach, California to see his father. While there he meets his dad's new live in girlfriend, as well as her daughter.

"Say Goodnight, Gracie"

Jess' dad unexpectedly shows up at the diner, Fran dies, and Dean gets engaged.

"Keg! Max!"

Jess learns he's not going to graduate. Rory, Jess, Dean and Lindsay attend a party where Lane's band is playing.

"Happy Birthday, Baby"

Rory plans Lorelei's birthday bash with a huge pizza; Richard gives Lorelai the $75,000 profit he made from an investment.

"A Tale of Poes and Fire"

When the Independence Inn catches fire, guests stay at Lorelai's house while she goes Luke's.

"The Big One"

On the eve of presenting join speeches over C-SPAN, Paris reveals to Rory she had sex with her boyfriend and learns Rory is still a virgin.

"Face-Off"

When Jess doesn't call, Rory goes to a hockey game with Dean and his new girlfriend; Emily catches Trix making out with a man.

"Swan Song"

Jess comes to Friday night dinner with a black eye and Rory thinks it was from a fight with Dean.

"Dear Emily and Richard"

Rory gets an invite to Sherry's C-section and when she goes into labor, Rory is the only one around.

"Lorelai Out of Water"

Alex invites Lorelai on a fishing trip; Luke meets Taylor's attractive lawyer, Nicole; Paris and Rory get in trouble with the headmaster.

"I Solemnly Swear"

Francie tricks Paris into believing Rory is plotting against her; Lorelai and Sookie attend a lecture about running an inn.

"That'll Do, Pig"

Paris gets a boyfriend and stops acting like herself; Lorelai gives Emily tips on coping with Richard's mother.

"A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving"

Rory and Lorelai must attend four Thanksgiving dinners: the Kim's, Sookie's, Luke's and finally, Richard and Emily's.

"Let the Games Begin"

Richard tricks Rory into visiting Yale with him; Rory and Jess begin awkwarldy dating; Someone steals Kirk's Dance Marathon trophy.

"They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They"

Lorelai is desperate to win the annual Stars Hollow Dance Marathon and convinces Rory to be her dance partner.

"Take the Deviled Eggs..."

Rory and Lorelai attend Sherry's baby shower and Lorelai becomes jealous; Sherry gives Lorelai and Rory leftover deviled eggs.

"Eight O'Clock at the Oasis"

When a neighbor goes out of town, he gives Lorelai specific watering instructions, but Rory takes over.

"One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes"

Lorelai and Luke are invited to discuss their success at the local high school, but all the kids want to hear about is Lorelai's teen pregnancy; Lane dyes her hair purple.

"Application Anxiety"

Rory's Harvard application arrives and the Chilton seminar doesn't help; Taylor makes Luke open a soda shop next the diner.

"Haunted Leg"

Kirk asks Lorelai out on a date; Christopher shows up uninvited to Friday dinner; Rory and Jess discuss their mutual hurt feelings.

"Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days"

Lorelai has a strange dream where she's pregnant with Luke's twins; Rory returns from her internship in Washington D.C. to find Jess with another girl.

Show:
Season:
3
Air Dates:
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Total Episodes:
22

Gilmore Girls Season 3 Quotes

Rory: Louise, what is your grandmother wearing to graduation?
Louise: Hopefully the pearls I get when she kicks.

Jess: I need ham.
Ceaser: No ham.
Jess: We got a shipment of ham yesterday!
Ceaser: No ham.
Jess: Ceasar, there is a lady over there that has been saying she wants ham for the last twenty minutes and if I go back there empty-handed, there is a fifty-fifty chance that she will eat me!
Ceaser: No ham!
Jess: Then sew some bacon together because that woman is getting ham!

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