Jess: I need ham. Ceaser: No ham. Jess: We got a shipment of ham yesterday! Ceaser: No ham. Jess: Ceasar, there is a lady over there that has been saying she wants ham for the last twenty minutes and if I go back there empty-handed, there is a fifty-fifty chance that she will eat me! Ceaser: No ham! Jess: Then sew some bacon together because that woman is getting ham!