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Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7 Review: Petey IV

Family Guy Review: Petey IV

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7, Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after he receives an email from Peter while Brian adjusts to his new life. Read on.
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Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3 Review: Nanny Goats

Family Guy Review: Nanny Goats

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3, Lois and Peter try to reconnect as a married couple after Lois' parents pay for a nanny. Read on for our review!
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Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter