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The Couple's Retreat - Family Guy
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"Take My Wife"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 18, Peter is shocked when he figures out that the vacation in the Bahamas that Lois booked is actually a couple's retreat on the season finale.

250th Episode - Family Guy
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"Fighting Irish"
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On the 250th installment of Family Guy, Peter says he could beat Liam Neeson (guest-voicing as himself) in a fight, but soon realizes that winning is tougher than he thinks

The Roast - Family Guy
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"Roasted Guy"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16, Peter gets his feelings hurt after an event where his friends come together to "roast" him.

Obedience School - Family Guy
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"Once Bitten"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 15, after sending Brian to obedience school, Peter realizes that he liked his pal better before he was trained.

Road Trip - Family Guy
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"JOLO"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 14, Peter is celebrated as a hero after finding a lost boy and Joe takes Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland on a road trip to Niagara Falls.

The Airport Job - Family Guy
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"Dr. C and the Women"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 13, Meg is instantly popular when she takes a job at the airport while Peter considers spilling one of Cleveland's long held secrets.

Desperate Measures - Family Guy
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"Stewie Is Enceinte"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12, when Stewie fears that Brian has lost interest in him, he decides to have a baby as a way of trying to save the relationship.

The Detective Agency - Family Guy
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"Encyclopedia Griffin"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 11, Peter and his friends form new detective ageny and surprise even themselves when the catch a local thief.

Mom Arrives - Family Guy
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"Quagmire's Mom"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 10, Glenn's mother arrives to help him out with his legal troubles and Peter decides to live up to his full name.

Meg the Model - Family Guy
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"This Little Piggy"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 9, Brian and Stewie hit the road when Stewie wants to experience life outside of preschool and Meg is asked to be a foot model.

The SATs - Family Guy
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"Our Idiot Brian"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 8, Meg convinces Brian to take her SATs for her and Stewie begins to think perhaps Brian isn't that smart when he does poorly.

Back in Time - Family Guy
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"Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 7, in order to help Chris pass his history exam, Brian and Stewie hop into the time machine which gets them trapped in the past.

Jesus Birthday - Family Guy
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"The 2000 Year Old Virgin"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episdoe 6, "The 2000 Year Old Virgin," upon finding out that Jesus is still a virgin, Peter decides to help him find a woman to hook up with.

Thanksgiving Eve - Family Guy
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"Turkey Guys"
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On Family Guy, after eating all of the Thanksgiving turkey the night before, Peter and Brian head out to find another while Chris takes over as man of the house.

Brian's New Career - Family Guy
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"Brian the Closer"
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On Family Guy, after Peter's antics cause Brian to get cosmetic surgery, Brian's new career path as a real estate agent gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

Scaring Up Customers - Family Guy
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"Baking Bad"
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On Season 13 Episode 3 of Family Guy, "Baking Bad," Peter and Lois open up a bakery. However, things get out of hand when Peter devises a scheme to attract new customers.

Joe's Dream - Family Guy
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"The Book of Joe"
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2, Peter offers to help Joe realize his dream of becoming a published author, but his own ego threatens to get in the way.

Let's Go Visit - Family Guy
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"The Simpsons Guy"
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In an hour-long crossover special, The Griffin family's road trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up in Springfield and entangled with the Simpsons. Tune into the season 13 premiere of Family Guy on Sunday, September 28th.

Family Guy Season 13 Quotes

Brian: Excuse me Mr. Hemingway. Can I have a beer with you?
Ernest Hemingway: Sure, I love life and all the people in it.
Brian: Thanks and, as a fellow writer, I'd love to talk to you about your craft God if only we can get rid of these damn arms and attach the pen directly to the heart.....
[Hemingway shoots himself]

"I cut your name into my arm so I can always remember you."

Meg