Stewie: Brian, this is painful. It's like listening to those two foreign guys down at the coffee shop who've been living in the US almost long enough to sound American. (scene cuts to coffee shop) Guy #1: Oh man, what a good bunch of partying at that disco-tech. They played one of my audience requests. Guy #2: Way awesome! I myself drank like five liters of beer. Any more and I would have ended up in hospital man. Guy #1: Oh you said it friend, but I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl. Guy #2: Oh yeah, but it was so expensive. Each drink was like six dollars forty!
Peter: You've got this all wrong. Like God did when he made Rosie O'Donell. (cut to scene of a drunk God creating a person) Angel: You can't put a vagina on this man. God: And why not? I'm God. Angel: Well what do you wanna do about the breasts? God: Take a couple out of the bin we can't find matches for.