Family Guy Season 6

"Long John Peter"

Peter steals a parrot from the vet and becomes convinced he's a pirate. Meanwhile, Chris falls in love with the vet's intern, Anna.

"The Former Life of Brian"

Brian discover he has an illegitimate child, Dylan, who is dropped off for him to raise. Brian puts Dylan's life on track, who in turn, tries to fix his mother's life.

"Play It Again, Brian"

Feeling his marriage is in a snag, Peter take Lois with him on Brian's invitation to Martha's Vineyard. On the trip, a drunken Brian confesses his love for Lois.

"Back to the Woods"

James Woods returns to Quahog and seeks vengeance against Peter by stealing his identity after Peter leaves his wallet at a concert.

"McStroke"

After saving fast-food owner from a fire, Peter is rewarded with unlimited burgers for life. After eating too many burgers, Peter suffers a stroke.

"Peter's Daughter"

After recovering from a coma, Meg falls for a medical student that was treating her. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie plan to renovate a dilapidated home.

"Padre de Familia"

In an effort to show how much he loves America, Peter starts an anti-immigration campaign in Quahog, until it's revealed Peter is an illegal immigrant from Mexico.

"Lois Kills Stewie"

After Lois identifies Stewie as her murderer, he takes the family hostage and blackmails the CIA into making him President of the World. Lois goes to stop Stewie by killing him.

"Stewie Kills Lois"

Lois leaves the kids behind to go on a cruise with Peter, and a jealous Stewie vows revenge. Stewie ends up sneaking on the cruise and kills Lois.

"Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"

When Joe feels his handicap is ruining his marriage, he gets a leg transplant and is unable to walk again. Joe decides gets into extreme sports, leaving his old friends behind.

"Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"

Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend, Jillian, and Stewie decides to help tag along to help pay rent. Meanwhile, Chris and Meg get jobs at the convenience store.

"Blue Harvest"

Peter retells Star Wars: A New Hope starring the Family Guy cast with Lois as Princess Leia, Peter as Han Solo, Chris as Luke Skywalker, Brian as Chewbacca, and Herbert as Obi-Wan.

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Family Guy Season 6 Quotes

"Little List" Lyrics
Stewie: As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list.
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like hes black,
The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in Caddyshack.
The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line,
And Britney Spears for accidentally showing her va-gine.
And Bill 'O Reilly's ineffective dermatologist,
May none of them be missed, may none of them be missed!
Social Security Guards: He's got them on the list,
He's got them on the list.
And may none of them be missed,
May none of them be missed.
Stewie: There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool,
And senator Bill Frist, I've got him on the list.
And the fat kid smiling warmly while hes peeing in the pool,
He never would be missed, he never would be missed!
There's the foul smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage,
And every bleeding member of the cast of Entourage.
And while we are on the subject, HBO deserves a whack,
For ending the Sopranos with a f***ing cut to black.
And guys who when you shake there hand just bump you with there fist,
I don't think they'd be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed!
Social Security Guards: He's got them on the list,
He's got them on the list,
And may none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed.
Stewie: There's the guy who sits beside you and keeps farting on the plane,
And Shakira's lyricist, I've got him on the list.
And the smarty on thanks giving who says its the "trip to fame,"
He never would be missed, he never would be missed!
There's the blonde who tells you loudly with a voice just like a knife,
"You know someone should do a sitcom based around my life!"
The guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994,
And wont admit the damn thing isn't funny anymore.
And a-ny-one and everyone who's ever... made me... pissed!
Social Security Guards:(Made me pissed, made me pissed, made me really really pissed!)
Stewie: I've got them on the list,
May none... of them... be... missed!
Social Security Guards: He's got them on the list,
He's got them on the list,
And may none of them be missed.
Stewie: May none... of them... be... missed!
Solo Guard: None of them be missed.

You can kiss the lower part of the back of the canister that is my body!

Cleveland (R2-D2)