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When Chris is approached to join the military, Brian goes to the recruitment office to argue them.  While there, Stewie signs the two up for service, and after boot camp, they find themselves in Iraq.  The duo does whatever it takes to get discharged.  Meanwhile, Chris joins a goth band.

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Family Guy
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4

Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

Lois: (opens Chris's closet) What the hell!? Marilyn Manson? Is that who's causing all this?
Peter: Yeah, it's all him or hers fault. Who does he or she think he or she is. Look, you can totally see his or her nipples. That's obscene maybe.
Lois: There's only one thing to do.
Peter: You're right, we've got to find this Marilyn Manson and I've gotta give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis.

(playing piano and singing) I am Peter Griffin, I like fancy food, I like reading comic books and dressing like a dude! (throws piano) Oh yeah! Rock 'n' roll!

Peter