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Lois runs for mayor of Quahog and dumbs down her political views to win.  Once inside office, Lois begins getting corrupt with power and accepts bribes to buy herself nice things.  Meanwhile, Peter enjoys the perks that come with being the "first lady" of Quahog.

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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

Chris (moaning): Mom, how long do we have to wear these wigs?
Lois: Until our hair grows back, Chris.
Meg: Dad, you couldn't have gotten us anything more stylish?
Stewie: I don't think it's so bad, I feel rather like Mozart.
Brian: Hey Stewie, play Haydn.
(Stewie plays toy piano, Meg, Lois, and Chris laugh and clap)
Brian: Now play Handel.
(Stewie plays again, gets cheers from Meg, Lois and Chris)
Peter: Play Peter Griffin.
Stewie: Ah, now that is a challenge.

Hey, hey, Lois, look, look, another dog, Look, there's another dog! Hey other dog, f*** you!