When a bully picks on Chris, he goes to Peter for help, who ends up beating the kid senseless. Meanwhile, when Stewie goes out without sunscreen and accidentally gets a tan, he becomes obsessed with tanning.
Lois discovers that the school has been teaching Chris incorrect things about sex, so she volunteers to teach the sex-ed class. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes terrified of the tooth fairy and sets traps to catch her.
After blowing off his fingers with some fireworks, Peter can't get all his work done. Lois comes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie discovers that Brian is dating Jillian, an attractive, but dumb woman.
(Telephone rings) Brian: Hello? Oh hey Jillian, what's up? Jillian: Brian, are you coming over to watch Laguna Beach tonight? Brian: Uh, what time does it start? Jillian: Ten o'clock, Eastern and Specific Time. Brian: What? What did you say? Specific Time? Don't you mean Pacific Time? Jillian: No I think it's called Specific Time. They mean it starts specifically at 10:00. (Stewie laughing) Brian: Stewie, are you on the line? Stewie: Yes. Brian: Jillian, I'll talk to you later.