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The Griffins meet their new neighbors; Lois becomes friends with Bonnie; Meg likes their son, Kevin; Peter asks Joe to join his baseball team but get outshined by him, despite the fact he's in a wheelchair.

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Family Guy
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5
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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Joe: Say, do you have a screwdriver I can borrow?
Peter: Man, you neighbors are like viruses, starts with a screwdriver, then before you know it you're using my supermarket, dry cleaner, even my postman

Meg: Mom, what do you do when you like a boy, but he doesn't even notice you?
Chris: Meg loves Kevin!
Meg: Shut up, you big sack of dog vomit!