David Spade: I've never signed a blueprint before. Gina De Luca: Yeah, could you write something funny? David: Sure, there's 'something funny.' Gina: Well that's very clever. David: Jay Leno makes a smiley face, find him. Gina: So it's really true huh? That very tiny guy gets lots of p*ssy.
Eric: Your grammar's horrible. Vince: "Who cares? Eric: We were in the same classes since we were six, it's just shocking to me you can't punctuate. Vince: Eh, it was all stream of consciousness. Turtle: You can't really spell either, Vin. F-a-i-t-h-f-e-l. Eric: No it isn't. Johnny Drama: It's 'o-l.' Eric: No, it isn't. Drama: So says you. Eric: Are you guys all illiterate? Mrs. Carbone would shoot herself if she heard this.