"Finishing the Hat"

Let's take one last stroll down Wisteria Lane with the Desperate Housewives two-hour series finale.

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"Give Me the Blame"

Let's take one last stroll down Wisteria Lane with the Desperate Housewives two-hour series finale.

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"The People Will Hear"

Bree's trial begins on Desperate Housewives. How much longer can she uphold her values of dignity and grace? Find out by reading our review now!

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"Lost My Power"

Some of Bree's secrets are revealed as her pretrial is underway on Desperate Housewives. Check out our review now to find out more!

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"With So Little to Be Sure Of"

Bree becomes the prime suspect in the murder of Gaby's stepfather on Desperate Housewives. Meanwhile, Susan discovers a secret Mike has been hiding for years. Check out our review now to find out more!

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Andrew returns to the Lane announcing that he's engaged on Desperate Housewives. Lynette's focused on winning Tom back. Check out our review to find out more!

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"Women and Death"

The girls help a grieving Susan through Mike's funeral on Desperate Housewives. Meanwhile, the police call Bree in for questioning. Check out our review now to find out more!

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"You Take for Granted"

The days on Wisteria Lane are numbered, and a main character is murdered on Desperate Housewives. Read our review now to find out more!

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"She Needs Me"

Bree finds out who killed Chuck on Desperate Housewives. Find out more in our review now!

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"Get Out of My Life"

The author of the recent unexplained notes is revealed on Desperate Housewives. Read our review now to find out more!

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you