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Desperate Housewives Details

Desperate Housewives is a dramedy on the ABC network that's on its fifth season.  The story takes place on the street of Wisteria Lane in the fictional town of Fairview, Eagle State. 

It follows the lives of a group of women, mainly Teri Hatcher as Susan Mayer, Felicity Huffman as Lynette Scavo, Marcia Cross as Bree Hodge, Eva Longoria Parker as Gabrielle Solis, and Nicollette Sheridan as Edie Britt.  In season four and onwards, Dena Delany joined as Katherine Mayfair.  Brenda Strong narrates the show as the deceased neighbor Mary Alice Young.

Network:
ABC
Number of Episodes
155
Start Date
Starring
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria, Nicollette Sheridan, Dana Delany, Ricardo Antonio Chavira, James Denton, Doug Savant, Brenda Strong, Shawn Pyfrom, Kyle MacLachlan, Andrea Bowen
Seasons:

Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you