After the screening of a miniseries, the daughter of TV exec asks Larry to cut the hair off her doll, and he complies. After it upsets her, Jeff and Larry try to replace the head with one of Jeff's daughter's dolls.
After Larry and Richard Lewis discover their psychotherapist wearing a thong bathing suit, they come up with ways to end their relationship with him. Meanwhile, Larry offends people at a charitable cause.
Jeff leaves his wife Susie and worries that his private life will become public in court. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tires after an argument.
Larry: I think I am just going to get a Cobb Salad. I'd like to make a few substitutions, if that's OK. I'll get... no bacon. No eggs. Bleu cheese on the side. Cliff Cobb: Are you sure you want a Cobb Salad? Do you do that every time you order that salad? Larry: Do you have a problem with it? Cliff Cobb: It's my grandfather's salad. I'm a Cobb of Cobb salad fame. Larry: I think that this is a real bullshit story
Larry: "Bald asshole?" That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group. Police Officer: I'm bald and I'm not offended. Larry: With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community... with all due respect