Californication News

The trial of Hank Moody got underway this week on Californication and day one did not go well for our hero. Read all about who let Hank down and who surprisingly came to his defense in this week's review.
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This week on Californication, Hank anxiously counts down the hours until his day in court, and uses his last possible moments of freedom to try and repair his family ties. See how that story line played out along with the latest drama between Marcy and Charlie in our review of "Another Perfect Day."
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Californication Quotes

I feel like the good lord himself picked me up with his bare hands, laid me down on a bed of rusty nails, pinned my ankles behind my ears and just stuck it in. No Vaseline no lube no nothin. Not even a little spittle. That mother fu-ker just took his Darth Vader helmet, that big Darth Vader helmet and just rammed it home. He wrecked my pretty little virgin a--hole, my sweet little brown bud. Pulled out, came on my t-ts, wiped his di-k on the curtains and left me for dead. That's just me. How bout you guys?

Hank

Try not to forget all the times I brought you to fruition. 33 to be exact.

Hank Moody