When George Michael is rejected from private school due to his family's reputation, Michael hires a PR girl that's been flirting with him at the gym. Meanwhile, Tobias goes to Boston to reclaim his medical license.
As part of a magic trick, err illusion, Gob locks himself in his father's prison for 24 hours; Michael takes Gob's girlfriend to an awards show; Buster accidentally flirts with his mother's rival, Lucille Two.
(Regarding Buster) Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her 'miracle baby'. And I-I was just too burnt out on raising you guys to care. So... He turned out a little soft, you know...
Lucille: You know, he's damaged goods. He was born with a hole in his heart. Lucille 2: Listen to me, Lucille. I'm going to fill that hole 'cause we're in love. Lucille: Oh, please. You're no more in love with him than I am. Buster: Okay, we're all saying some things we're going to regret.