Archer Reviews

Archer Season 8 Episode 3 Review: Jane Doe

Archer Dreamland Review: Jane Doe

Archer and Charlotte Vandertunt get charged with murder, but Archer finds surprise allies in his attempt to break out of jail. Read our Archer Season 8 Episode 3 Review for more.
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Archer Season 8 Episode 2 Review: Archer Dreamland: Berenice

Archer Dreamland Review: Berenice

Archer pairs up with Cheryl, a wealthy heiress with a strange demand, and hilarity ensues. Read our Archer Season 8 Episode 2 Review for more.
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Archer Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?