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Archer Review: "Sea Tunt: Part 1"

Archer Review: "Sea Tunt: Part 1"

Archer teamed up with Cheryl's brother on a trip to his underwater sea lab to help try and recover a hydrogen bomb before the Russians.
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Archer Review: "The Papal Chase"

Archer Review: "The Papal Chase"

This week, Archer, Lana and Pam brushed up on their Romansh, packed some heroine and boarded a plane to head to Italy to stop an assassination attempt on the Pope.
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Archer Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?