Lana and Archer Airboat Ride
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"Pipeline Fever"
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While Malory ties to make ISIS more green, Archer and Lana head to the swamps of New Orleans.

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"Blood Test"
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When a call girl comes from Archer's past claiming he's the father of her child, a blood test ensues.

ISIS Unites
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"A Going Concern"
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When Malory is hit hard by a Ponzi scheme, she plans on selling ISIS to Len Trexler of ODIN.

Swiss Miss Picture
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"Swiss Miss"
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Archer is assigned to protect a sixteen year old heiress in Switzerland.

M For Mother Picture
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"Dial M for Mother"
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The identity of Archer's father is called into question on the season finale of Archer.

Barry and Lana Picture
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"Job Offer"
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Archer takes a high paying job from competitor ODIN, while Malory tries to get him back to ISIS.

The Rock Picture
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"The Rock"
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When ISIS loses another contract to ODIN, Malory tasks Lana and Archer with stealing a diamond from one of their clients.

Skytanic Picture
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"Skytanic"
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Archer and the ISIS crew must protect the maiden voyage of the luxury airship, Excelsior, from a bomb threat.

Skorpio Threesome
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"Skorpio"
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Archer must rescue Lana from a hairy arms dealer, Skorpio, causing Cyril to become jealous back at base.

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"Honeypot"
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When Malory is being blackmailed by a homosexual Cuban agent, she sends Stirling down to Miami to seduce him.

Archer Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?