American Horror Story Quotes

There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.

Joe

• Permalink: There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' ...
• Added: November 16, 2011

There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.

Constance

• Permalink: There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.
• Added: November 16, 2011

American Horror Story

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