American Horror Story Quotes

There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.

Joe

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• Added: November 16, 2011

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

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• Added: November 09, 2011

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