You know what they say - it's better to have a gun and not need it, than to be the world's biggest dickhead, and inside your head, there's a million more dicks.

Archer

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Character:
Sterling Archer
Episode:
Archer Season 5 Episode 9: "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
Show:
Archer
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Archer Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

And why are you dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally decided they had to stone to death?

Malory

Do the right thing, Cyril. You have nothing to live for.

Archer