You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.

Cam

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Cameron Tucker
Episode:
Modern Family Season 3 Episode 23: "Tableau Vivant"
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Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 23 Quotes

I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.

Phil

Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.