Brian: You've been hanging out with Tom Cruise?
Stewie: Sure have. We spent the whole day together, and he showed me there are a lot of advantages to being short.
Brian: Yeah? Like what? You're the last one to get wet when it rains?

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Family Guy Season 14 Episode 2: "Papa Has a Rollin' Son"
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You know, it's times like this where I think if I didn't talk and you were a normal baby, we wouldn't have any of these problems.


Tom Cruise: Nobody walks away from tiny Tom Cruise.
Stewie: Yeah, except for all three of your wives.