When you do good, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use th...

Patty: When you do good, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?
Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean I don't want to offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me; I'm open-minded.
Patty: (Dropping the green pen) We won't be needing this.


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Otto Mann, Patty Bouvier
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 22: "The Otto Show"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 22 Quotes

(Otto starts playing guitar loudly.)
Homer: Will you knock it off!? I can't hear myself think.
(Otto stops.)
Homer's Head: I want some peanuts.
Homer: That's better.

Marge: Otto, you can't watch TV all day.
Otto: You're right. I should do some reading. You got any "Where's Waldo" books?
Marge: No.
Otto: A book from a vampire's point of view?
Marge: No.
Otto: Anything where guys send in naked pictures of chicks?
Marge: Otto, I think you should get a job.

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