What is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding ...

What is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as, "the process of removing weeds from one's garden."

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Homer Simpson
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22: "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22 Quotes

Receptionist: Hello, sir. Are you here for "Coping With Senility?"
Jasper: No. I'm here for "Microwave Cookery" ... No, wait, "Coping With Senility."

Marge everything is a sin. Have you ever sat down and read this thing? (holds up the bible) -Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

Reverend Lovejoy
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