Was it a scratch or a pick? It was a pick! Hey, it's me you'...

George: Was it a scratch or a pick?
Jerry: It was a pick!
George: Hey, it's me you're talking to! Was there any nostril penetration?
Jerry: (stutters) There may have been some accidental penetration!


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Characters:
Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 13: "The Pick"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

George: Is this Elaine? (picks up the card)
Dana: Yeah.
George: Huh! (makes an unusual look to the card)

George: Was it a scratch or a pick?
Jerry: It was a pick!
George: Hey, it's me you're talking to! Was there any nostril penetration?
Jerry: (stutters) There may have been some accidental penetration!

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