Two eggs up on toast. Up, huh? Yup. Wouldn't you rather ha...
Customer: Two eggs up on toast.
Lorelai: Up, huh?
Lorelai: Wouldn't you rather have 'em scrambled?
Customer: Nope, up's how I like 'em.
Lorelai: Come on, scrambled's better. Give it a shot. Say you want two scrambled eggs on toast, please?
Customer: Okay, young lady, two scrambled eggs on toast.
Lorelai: Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck 'em! That's real live diner talk, see? The wreck 'em is the scrambled part.
Customer: I deduced that.