Customer: Two eggs up on toast.
Lorelai: Up, huh?
Customer: Yup.
Lorelai: Wouldn't you rather have 'em scrambled?
Customer: Nope, up's how I like 'em.
Lorelai: Come on, scrambled's better. Give it a shot. Say you want two scrambled eggs on toast, please?
Customer: Okay, young lady, two scrambled eggs on toast.
Lorelai: Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck 'em! That's real live diner talk, see? The wreck 'em is the scrambled part.
Customer: I deduced that.

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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 17: "Dead Uncles and Vegetables"
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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

(At Louie's funeral)
Luke: That ain't me, is it?
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Luke: What Taylor said about me being like Louie, a loner, never being married and stuff. I mean, I am getting crankier as I get older, he's not so far off.
Lorelai: You are not your uncle. I mean, would Louie ever build someone a chuppah, or help fix things around someone's house without being asked, or make a special coffee cake with balloons for a girl's sixteenth birthday?
Luke: Rory told you about that?
Lorelai: Yes. And would Louie have taken in his sister's kid without hesitating and without asking for anything in return?
Luke: No one would've trusted Louie with their kid. He probably would've forgotten to feed him or something.
Lorelai: You get my point?
Luke: Yeah, I get it.

Luke: Don't you have wakes for people you like?
Lorelai: I think it might be for you.
Luke: Am I dead?
Lorelai: Face it, Luke, people like you.
Luke: Shut up.
Lorelai: And with charm like that, how can they resist?