(to drug addicts) There's a lot of ways for you guys to save money. For example, you're all shootin' up, why not share needles? That's a no brainer. More money in your wallet, more drugs in your veins. My second piece of advice, have as many kids as you can, 'cuz that makes it more likely that one of those kids'll grow up an make it big in Hollywood. Then who's payin' the bills huh? Hollywood Kid. Class dismissed.

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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6: "Prick Up Your Ears"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

(Smells the pile) Aaaah.... (Jumps into the pile) F**K YEAH!

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Peter: (After Sex) Ah, that was great. Where'd you get that tatoo on your lower back?
Lois: I dunno, Peter. Meth is a hell of a drug.