The next thing our little friendly internet gave me was your address. There it is with its...

The next thing our little friendly internet gave me was your address. There it is with its big naked windows ... Jesus, it's like you've never seen a horror movie or the news. But you want people to watch, don't you? You know I plan on asking you about this quality when we get to know each other better.

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A guy needs to protect himself. I had to make sure you're safe, and your name was a glorious place to start. Not a lot of Guinevere Becks. And there you were, every account sent to public. You want to be seen, heard, known, and of course, I obliged.
Born and raised Nantucket Island. A brother Clyde and sister Anya. Your parents really were assholes about the names. Your folks split when you were 12. Your dad dropped out of the picture.
Went to Brown where you majored in Lit. Cool. And minored in douchebags. Eh. And then on to NYC to conquer an MFA, and make your mark presumably. Now you still write, barely. Too busy living out moments you won't remember five years from now. I know this because you post about this life all the goddamn time. Candidly, it's the least appealing thing about you, Beck.

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Beck: At the end of the day people really are disappointing, aren't they?
Joe: Sometimes they surprise you.

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