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Justified

Hanselman: Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery, I'll show you my collection. I think you'll be quite surprised.
Raylan: Honestly, I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
Chief Mullen: Well, that would solve a few problems.

Raylan: I have to go with you?
Chief Mullen: Would I be here if you didn't?

Ava: People don't know...if I sleep in a nighty or buck naked.
Raylan: I can answer that.

Ava: You're tarnished with the dark stain of divorce.
Raylan: My marriage ended a little bit more amicably than yours.
Ava: Funny, why did your marriage end?
Raylan: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I got you out of jail. At the very least, I'll get you back in.

Raylan

Raylan: Why do you put up with him all of these years?
Helen: We suffer well together.

Raylan: Why can't you bail him out?
Helen: Those are the first words out of your mouth?
Raylan: I'm sorry, I'll start again. I see you're still smoking.

Why do you think I became a Marshal? Drive around, drink coffee, yell at people.

Raylan

Raylan: Looks like we got a sniper on the Mexican side
Roland: Well, that's not going to help tourism.

Raylan: Are you armed?
Roland: Well, I just had my dick in my hand.

Rachel: We'll have a location in two minutes
Raylan: Roland Pike has dodged the Marshal service, the FBI and the mob for over five years. He's already dumped the phone.

Raylan: I can only imagine how hard it has been for you to get where you are in the Marshal service
Rachel: Because I'm black or because I'm a woman?
Raylan: Because you're an idiot.

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Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Okay. I see what you like about her.

Nick
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