Justified

Tuesdays 10:00 PM on FX
Justified
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
Try it Now for Free and Instantly Watch Justified.

Hanselman: Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery, I'll show you my collection. I think you'll be quite surprised.
Raylan: Honestly, I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
Chief Mullen: Well, that would solve a few problems.

Raylan: I have to go with you?
Chief Mullen: Would I be here if you didn't?

Ava: People don't know...if I sleep in a nighty or buck naked.
Raylan: I can answer that.

Ava: You're tarnished with the dark stain of divorce.
Raylan: My marriage ended a little bit more amicably than yours.
Ava: Funny, why did your marriage end?
Raylan: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I got you out of jail. At the very least, I'll get you back in.

Raylan

Raylan: Why do you put up with him all of these years?
Helen: We suffer well together.

Raylan: Why can't you bail him out?
Helen: Those are the first words out of your mouth?
Raylan: I'm sorry, I'll start again. I see you're still smoking.

Why do you think I became a Marshal? Drive around, drink coffee, yell at people.

Raylan

Raylan: Looks like we got a sniper on the Mexican side
Roland: Well, that's not going to help tourism.

Raylan: Are you armed?
Roland: Well, I just had my dick in my hand.

Rachel: We'll have a location in two minutes
Raylan: Roland Pike has dodged the Marshal service, the FBI and the mob for over five years. He's already dumped the phone.

Raylan: I can only imagine how hard it has been for you to get where you are in the Marshal service
Rachel: Because I'm black or because I'm a woman?
Raylan: Because you're an idiot.

Displaying quotes 37 - 48 of 52 in total

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

I'll kill four of you before you even clear your weapons, and I'll take my chances with the other two. And you see this star? That's gonna make it legal.

Raylan
× Close Ad