If you're gonna hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me - I just go crazy!

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously.

I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.

My bronzer is leaking off my face.

I came in with a bang and I'm going out with a bang.

[on her one-woman dance party] I was honestly going to put my hat down so I could get money.

The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.

I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.

[to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.

I'm saving myself for cowboy.

If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.

I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes

Friggin' duck phone!


He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.