Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
If you're gonna hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me - I just go crazy!
I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously.
I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.
My bronzer is leaking off my face.
I came in with a bang and I'm going out with a bang.
[on her one-woman dance party] I was honestly going to put my hat down so I could get money.
The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.
I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
[to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.
I'm saving myself for cowboy.
If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.
I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.