Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes (Page 8)
Snooki: Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
Angelina: Oops.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: Eventually Sammi's gonna find out, and ... I don't know what to do. It's just a big ball of f*%kness. That's a new word: f*%kness.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: White's in in Miami... what if you get your period? It's ruined.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Snooki: It's not a good idea to come in here with a boyfriend.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate is going up in this country.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: Wanna f*%k?
Vinny: Sure.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: Ow. It hurts my vagina.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Snooki: I'm walking blind here! Do you have any pickles?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Guy on phone: May I speak to Angelina?
Snooki: No, she died. [hangs up]
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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