[on Angelina] You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it.

And if it's a smush, you gotta put lotion on your butt.

FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.

I'm very excited for him to come over and you know, get it in.

Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.

It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.

[to Emilio] I feel like you f--ked me. Yes, I'm very pissed off at you. But I love you. I'm going to give you another chance.

Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word!

Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
Angelina: Oops.

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