I know that Deena wants to make out with Mike, but doesn't want to be too forward.

Old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time... that's why people always get divorced.

Stop caring and f*%k me!

If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop.

Seriously, like, who pees in a bar?

My vagina's out.

[to Sammi] Oh my God, bitch. You're such a whore. Why were you like that?

Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.

This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.

Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do f*%ked up sh!t, I don't even know what's wrong with me.

Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t ... I will f*%kin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator, we'll see.

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He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.

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