Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes (Page 3)
Snooki: I look like a hot drunk baseball player right now and I'm lovin' it. BATTER UP, BITCHES!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f**kin' whale sperm.
• Rating: 2.6 / 5.0
Snooki: Jeff is ready to do moves on me... but really I had my friggin' period. Story of my life.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I told [Pauly D] I'm taking his sperm and making babies out of it.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Snooki: I remember I [masturbated] all day once and the next day I couldn't even move.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Snooki: It doesn't come up "Stripper Pole" on my credit card, right? 'Cause my Dad would be like "what the f*%k?!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: Seeing Jenni crying and breaking down... it breaks my heart and it makes me want to find Tom and chop his nuts off.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Snooki: It just keeps eating at you and eating at you and then when you don't find a guy, you just get more miserable and more depressed.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell. It was like a f*%king phenomenon ... I'm not a phenomenon. I'm a train wreck.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: This is the things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I'm f*%ked up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 112
