Jersey Shore

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes (Page 11)

Snooki: I'm a vet tech. I save animals. I don't kill them.
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Snooki: When I say I'm ready to go wild, I'm gonna go wild.
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Snooki: Mike can be a nice guy. Like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. But that's what I like ... a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.
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Snooki: I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
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Snooki: Pickles is my thing.
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Snooki: My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscled ... juice-head guido.
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Snooki: Snooki's staying and I'm ready to party. I'm ready to meet sexy guidos and I'm ready just to f*%king be single.
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Snooki: I am a princess at home, like, I am the f*%king princess of f*%king Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody. I'm, like, emotionally exhausted.
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Snooki: When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I f*%ked up ... story of my life.
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Snooki: My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life.
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