Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes (Page 10)
The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Snooki: [to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I'm saving myself for cowboy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: [on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: Please don't tell me I have missing teeth!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I tried to eat, but I couldn't get it in my frickin' mouth, 'cuz I'm disabled.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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