Everybody's chipping in hard.

Maybe I went about somethings the wrong way ... There's pressure on all of us.

That rug reminds me of Ron and Sam's relationship.

He orders her roses, and then she texts this kid. The principle that she ... the intention ... and that intention, once you cross that line, that intention line, it's horrible. it's not good. You do not let a girl do this to you.

It just so happens that Deena defies the laws of intelligence. I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist.

Wow. Ronnie's mom's gangsta.

When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest b!tch you'll ever met, is callin' another dude. Sammi, you got caught you sneaky b!tch!

I run into my boy, Arvin ... he looks like a jacked-up-guido-MacGyver!

Deena and Snooks have just shown again why they defy the laws of intelligence.

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for Guy Code ... it's like where's like general Human Code?

This was probably the worst fight I've ever seen. It was a five-car crash; horrible, but you can't keep your eyes off it.

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes

I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.

Mike (The Situation)

I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.