Madelaine Petsch Quotes
Damn you and your fear-mongering, Jughead Jones.
Cheryl
Betty: I’m the “Girl Next Door.” I write The Teenage Mystique.
Cheryl: What?! I love The Teenage Mystique! The Girl Next Door’s advice is tops. It’s an honor to meet you.
Betty: Thank you!
Kevin: And Archie is the main character.
Cheryl: But you just said the show is about all of us?
Toni: Yeah, and Cheryl and I aren’t here to play glorified chorus girls.
Principal Featherhead: You’re willing to risk losing the Vixens?
Cheryl: I couldn’t sign that piece of paper and then lead them in good conscious. Here for, I, Cheryl Blossom, hereby and willingly renounce my stewardship of the River Vixens.
Betty: It’s nice to meet you, Mr. Lodge. We’re such big fans of your television program.
Cheryl: Especially the first season. It kinda went downhill after that.
Cheryl: I certainly won’t be shaking my poms poms while my brother hovers between life and death.
Clifford Blossom: Oh, yes, you will. You’ll put on your little happy face, and you will cheer your little heart out until your spoiled pink lungs bleed. Or you will suffer a fate worth than Julian’s. Do I make myself clear?
Archie: Riverdale has a funny relationship with Halloween.
Veronica: Dare I ask?
Cheryl: Unfortunately, we don’t embrace All Hallows Eve the same way Greendale does. We have rules in Riverdale.
Veronica: This is a rerelease in stunning 4D.
Cheryl: Don’t you mean 3D?
Veronica: Oh no, 3D is so 1952. This is 4D, Cheryl. A new fourth dimension of terror.
Dilton Doily: Time is the fourth dimension. Do you mean time?
Veronica: Shut up, Dilton.
Reggie: Hey, Reggie Mantle. I just got recruited to the Bulldogs.
Veronica: Ah, I suspected a tall drink of water like you were a sportsman.
Cheryl: Careful, Veronica, you might get a ticket for speeding.
Cheryl: What if you and I went steady?
Toni: You want steady? How would that work? It’s not like you can pin me, or like we can walk down the halls holding hands.
Cheryl: I know, but it can be just for us. Our secret. Only we know.
Archie: Okay, we barely made it to second base. So, why tell Julian we scored a home run?
Cheryl: I can’t explain it. But saying that we did, it’s helping me with a problem I’m having. Just know that by corroborating this story, you’d be protecting me.
That must be Archie. He’s driving me to school. I’d say he’s a true gentleman, but the truth is, Archie is a total animal. Tootles!
Cheryl
