Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.

He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.

Jeff

Community Quotes

Have I ever pretended to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?

Policeman [to Annie]

Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn't have been crazy town because you would have gone to high school together.