Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.

He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.

Jeff

Community Quotes

Abed: You gotta let me out!
Toby: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.

Britta is attracted to men in pain. It helps her pretend to be mentally healthy.

Abed