Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.

He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.

Jeff

Community Quotes

Shirley: Now what are you doing?
Annie: He was suffering!
Shirley: Yeah from axe wounds!

I'm so happy I just peed a little.

Abed