Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.

He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.

Jeff

Community Quotes

I need help reacting to something.

Abed

Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?

Britta