Narrator Ted: It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl? I'm gonna marry her someday." Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl? Barney: Oh yeeeahh, you just know she likes it dirty. Go say hi.
Barney [playing laser tag, on phone with Ted]: Hey, loser. How's not playing laser tag? Because playing laser tag is awesome! [kid fires at Barney as he runs by] Oh, I killed you, Conner! Don't make me get your mom! Ted: Hey, listen, I need your help on something. Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!