Sir, your spare ribs, cooked just the way you like them. And y...

Carl: Sir, your spare ribs, cooked just the way you like them.
Mr. Burns: Spare ribs eh? I've played around with ten pins a time or two in my life and, to me, the term spare reeks of second best. Give me ten full frames of strike ribs. [to Lenny]: And you, find my doctor and find out why I'd ask for something as insane as strike ribs.


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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 17: "American History X-Cellent"
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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 17 Quotes

Mr. Burns: The power plant's new annual Fourth of July picnic is this upcoming Saturday.
Homer: Woohoo!
Mr. Burns: I'm afraid you misunderstand. This picnic is for me, you will all be spending your Independence Day slaving away in the hot summer sun with no pay, lotion, or gratitude.

I'll tell you my tale.. by thinking it to myself.

Mr. Burns [narrating]
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