Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist Season 2 Episode 1: "Zoey's Extraordinary Return" Quotes
Zoey: Fine, we can do this. I can do this, right?
Mo: Are you kidding me? Of course, you can do this. You got this. Come on. OK, now put on something bright and uplifting because this all-black thing…
Zoey: Doesn’t work for me, does it?
Mo: No honey, you look like a sad Emma Stone Halloween costume.
Mo: Good morning.
David: Oh, is it morning because we don’t really understand the concept of time anymore.
Emily: But we are getting very comfortable with the concept of spit-up.
Zoey: Avoidance has been a glorious thing. Allowed me not to deal with anyone or anything.
Mo: Including your powers.
Zoey: You know that I haven’t heard a single heart song since my dad.
Mo: I’m aware, but I’m also hoping these powers come back before I lose interest in you, but be honest: You miss them, just a little bit, don’t you?
Zoey: I mean honestly the world has been upside down for so long all I want is to feel normal. So if my powers really have gone away, I mostly feel relieved.
Max: Oh, hey, since it’s your first day back at work, I wanted to get you something.
Zoey: Oh, Max, I…
Max: Relax killer, I’m not proposing. Just open it. It’s a shield with a musical note on it. I actually had them reverse the note so it looks a little more like a Z. I just thought after everything you would want a little extra strength to shield you from the world when you need it.
Zoey: Please tell me you bought this from a magical antique dealer in Chinatown.
Max: I actually did, so whatever you do, do not get it wet. Seriously.
Zoey: I won’t.
George: I’m George. I’m the new…
George: Essentially. I could never be Max, you know. I’m like Max lite, diet Max, whatever he is, I’m the less than sign. He left a huge footprint.
Zoey: We were all very sad to see him go.
George: Well, I was sad to see you go. Well, that’s weird. We just met. What I meant to say was it’s so nice to have you back at SPRQPoint. I’ve been ripping off the days on my Farside desk calendar, just when is she getting back here. When?
Zoey, you’re back. Boy am I glad to see you. That’s not a guilt trip. I hope you took all the time you needed.Joan
Zoey: I was kind of hoping to ease back into work slowly. This isn’t exactly easing.
Joan: No, this is jumping into the deep end during a raging fire while vultures circle your head, just hoping you don’t drown or get burned or have your head pecked to death.
Simon: Hey, we’re just watching the game.
Mo: Go sports.
Simon: You’re welcome to join, but you’re going to have to pick a team.
Zoey: So you guys hang out now? How’d that happen?
Mo: We were all very concerned about you about your dad’s passing.
Simon: And since you weren’t talking much to any of us, we started a text chain, so that we could keep each other updated if you did reach out.
Max: Those texts turned more frequent.
Mo: Which led us to hang out more.
Max: And doing trivia nights together.
Simon: We did a pub crawl once.
Mo: Nothing more unless you count that ski trip to Lake Tahoe.
Max: We promise we weren’t trying to keep anything from you. It just sort of happened.
Zoey: It’s just a little disconcerting that the two guys I kind of knew separately are best buds now.
Simon: I can see that.
Max: Totally fair and valid reaction, but Simon and I had a bunch of convos when you were at your mom’s, and we both agreed we don’t want to be in competition with one another.
Simon: We don’t.
Max: You’re not a prize.
Simon: Or a commodity to be won.
Max: You’re a human being.
Simon: And we are evolved men who won’t get into some war over you.
Max: And that’s the absolute truth.
Mo: Let me offer you some perspective. As tough as it is to lose your father, you’re going through what I like to call ‘champagne problems.’ I don’t know. Should I take the new promotion? I don’t know where my next paycheck is coming from. Which boy should I choose: the handsome one or the more handsome one?
Zoey: Which one is the more handsome one?
Mo: I’m not telling you which. Meanwhile, my boyfriend’s out at sea. We haven’t spoken in 11 days, so I’m not sure how much longer this long-distance thing is going to work out.
Zoey: I’m sorry. I really don’t mean to be selfish.
Mo: And I don’t mean to be giving you this tough love while you’re still going through it, but we all have our stuff, Zoey. And while you were in a bubble for the last six weeks, life went on. so eventually you’re going to have to stop running away, keeping people at an arm’s length, and not making decisions. Clearly, the universe agrees with me.
Tobin: So Danny Michael Davis has been texting George for a month, and last night he tells George he wants him to go buy a tiger from an exotic animal trainer and deliver it to Tobin’s apartment.
Leif: And you weren’t suspicious at all?
George: No. I’m very, very gullible.
Tobin: So George goes and buys this actual baby tiger from some super shady dude.
George: True. I even got these scratch marks to prove it.
Tobin: So when he finally delivers this little guy to my place, I couldn’t keep it in anymore. I had to tell him. I’ve been Danny this whole time, bro.