Love has taken me to dark places, but Los Angeles has got to be as dark as it gets. When you're running from someone who thinks they know you, the best place to hide is somewhere they think you hate because you do.

Joe Voiceover

Candace: You did it again, didn't you Joe?
Joe: What do you want, Candace?
Candace: To kill you with my bare hands. I'm kidding. I could never. I'm going to go to the cops and tell them everything. Nope, too easy on you.

Hello, you. No, fuck, no. I'm not doing that. I'm not going to try to figure out who you are, or why you look concerned about the state of that heirloom tomato.

Joe

Love: Excuse me, do you think this peach looks like a butt? There is no wrong answer.
Joe: It looks a little like a butt.
Love: Right? Thank you.
Joe Voiceover: Are you flirting? 

Love: Are you running away from me? I feel like you are.
Joe: I don't think.
Love: Don't think. We have about six minutes, and I think we can make that work. 

I just want to stop running, Love. I want a home.

Joe Voiceover

Let me tell you a little bit about yourself, Will Bettelheim. You are not a snob. You're just old-fashioned. You like things that are real, made right by people who care. You like strong flavors. Gimmicks don't seduce you. What seduces you is the real thing. Therefore, roast chicken. In cooking school, they tell you that you can tell everything you need to know about a person by their roast chicken.

Love

Who is Jasper? Why is he looking for you, Will? How are we going to take care of this problem?

Joe

You win, Love. I'll stay.

Joe Voiceover

YOU Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Who is Jasper? Why is he looking for you, Will? How are we going to take care of this problem?

Joe

Love has taken me to dark places, but Los Angeles has got to be as dark as it gets. When you're running from someone who thinks they know you, the best place to hide is somewhere they think you hate because you do.

Joe Voiceover