Do you remember that first time we made love? It was so passionate, I accidentally cut off your head.

Nadja

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We take our LARPing very seriously.

Guillermo

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Nandor: I would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.
Guillermo: Glitter?
Nandor: Yes, get me some glitter.
Guillermo: Whatever for, Master?
Nandor: Well, I want to do something special for the immortal one's arrival. I am going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body. Like Twilight.

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We've been very careful not to stand out. Which is why we dress down.

Lazlo

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When the Baron arrives, we should feast on virgin blood.

Lazlo

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They would call me Nandor the relentless because I would never relent.

Nandor

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Being a vampire's familiar is like being a best friend, who, who's also a slave.

Guillermo

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